Monday, February 9, 2015

Hemorrhoids.... DAMN!!!!

Okay.  This blog is about reality and being gay and married.  So Hemorrhoids.  I have gotten them off and on my whole life.  I remember the first time, and I was NOT have anal sex at the time.  I had them show up about three weeks ago, and final the pain has subsided, but they external part is still there...

I don't tell my wife about them at all.  They always make her made.  I think she believes they come from anal sex, so if I have them she thinks I have been screwing around.  Well I had not had anal sex anywhere close to when these showed up.

I was doing some reading, and they can be irritated by have a cock inside of my ass..... but that is not always the case.

I was really hoping to making sweet love to a cock next week.  It will be my 50th birthday, and wanted to celebrate....

Ohhhh well, I'll have to keep it to something else....

Any thoughts?


  1. Sending you sexy thoughts for the big 50! Regardless, do something special on that day. I know, come to CA and I'll fuck you senseless. Would that do? Have a great day.

  2. Well, happy birthday, pal........I'd love to leave you a birthday treat and take care of those hemorrhoids.