Monday, May 30, 2016

My Memorial Day Weekend Blowjob in the trailer park

Let's start this story by saying I lived in a trailer house for one month during July in the Midwest with NO air-conditioning.  I swore I would never live in a trailer house again.  Well I have not, and after this a will do everything in my power to not do it again.

So I had been hit up Friday by this guy on A4A.  He sounded fine, and had a decent body.

I had offered to come over on Saturday, but he didn't reply until Saturday late, after I went to sleep.  The next afternoon I got on the bed and started to watch one of my favorite videos ready to enjoy the last time I had alone for the weekend.  Colby Keller and Levi Michaels are just so passionate it this scene.  I then looked at my A4A, and see that he J has responded a few minutes prior.  I said I was available, and so I got my hopes up.  He responded and we made plans.  I asked where he lived and he said Lot 49.  My mind went Shit... a trailer park.  

I have met guys in trailer parks before, and sometimes they are not bad, but my experience is that the best hookups do not come in a trailer house.  I was desperate, and needed to go to the town which was about 20 miles away to get some things any way.  My family was 3 hours out and it would be a good window of time.  He was only into oral, and so I was good, and didn't have to take too long getting ready.  

So I get the address and head to the trailer park.  First I HATE trying to find a place in a larger trailer park.  The people that design these things do not know how to number anything.  After backing up and turning around several times, I find the place.  There were no car parked in front of it and the door was ajar.  There was also a big American flag hanging on the outside of the trailer covering the one window closest to the road.  

I walked up to the door, and started to knock and the guys said come in.  It was an older place, and not real dirty, but was hotter than hell.  We finally had a sunny day and it was 80 something outside.  So it was 90 something inside.  He was holding a fan, and a cigarette.  First two damns.....  He said on his profile he didn't smoke, and two HOTTER THAN HELL.  The trailer, not the guy.  The guy was not bad looking and was in good shape, that was a positive.  

I followed him with the fan to the bed room.  He couldn't get it plugged in, so I did for him.  The Bed was a blow up bed, and he wanted to try to turn on the air conditioner.  I later learn that he is staying here because his house had burned down several months earlier.  He didn't have a clue how to get the air conditioner to work, and I was following him around trying to turn it on.  He talked constantly.  

I was looking over the breaker box with him, and I leaned into him and my body touched his and my hand touched his back.  He did reach back and feel my crotch....  He had the freezer and the freezer door of the frig open.  Like that was going to help...  He shut both of those with some prompting, and I followed him to the bedroom... I should have taken this opportunity to say this is not going to work, but I have never been good at getting out of anything.  He apologized for the trailer, and he mentioned that everyone in this town is "trailer trash", but they were nice people.  I thought the same thing.  As we were getting undressed, he mentioned how he talks to his girl friend and that her husband is in the military.  WHAT????  This guy should shut up. 

So... now what you all came for... The sex.  He sucked me.  He was decent at it.  I was really hoping to suck on his 8 inches, but it never got hard.  I did suck it for a while, but nothing.  He sucked my off while I was standing next to the "bed", and then he moved back on the "bed" and I got on top of him.  I asked if he kissed, and he said what the hell, "I'm clean."  WHAT???? You should shut up.  So we kissed for a very short period.  Then 69ed for a while.  It was again.. Okay... I at least stayed hard.  He then thought he needed to turn on the pump to the "bed".  How sexy....

I fucked his face for a while, and then I sat in a chair next to the "bed".  I got out a cock ring I had brought and put on some lube that I had brought as well.  He sucked me for a while. I started to Jack off, and getting close... He wanted to make sure he got my cum... When I was about there I let him start sucking again and I gave him my load.  He continued to suck and was jackin his cock.  He thought he could cum if he continued to have my cock in his mouth.  So we tried that for a while.  At least he couldn't talk.  

Later on he stopped sucking and said...." I'm good."  I got dressed.  He continued to talk, and said something about the people who he is staying with.... WHAT... someone else lives here???? Shit, I wanted to get out quick.  What if they show up... DAMN... 

Well he continues to talk about them being mentally slow adults and one of them still breast feeds the other and there are diapers back there?  WHAT???? I remember saying "Gross."  And he said, "I shouldn't talk about that."  Yeah.... maybe not, especially after you just sucked my cock....

Ohhh well.. my adventures in a small town... You can't make this shit up.  My cock and Colby and Levi would have been better.

By the way.. I just saw a message from him that he sent late last night.  It said, "Do you want to come back?"  My reply, "Sorry, I'm busy all day."  My REAL reply, "Hell NO!"


7 comments:

  1. Holy crap! I'd have been so skeezed out and kicking myself for jumping into this. No judgment here, just remembering that I've found myself in similar creep out conditions. What we bi guys won't do for a nice looking cock on an A4A profile!

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    1. I know. When I think back I think. What the hell am I doing. I know I have been in worried situations, but at my age, when I hear the words "my trailer" I should suddenly get busy. But I try not to judge. I know good people who live in trailers.

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  2. what a yummy dick! such a waste that you didn't fully utilize it.

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    1. Tell me... I think that is the main reason I thought sure... why not... and then it was flaccid the whole time. He said it was stage fright.

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  3. Well, maybe a mobile home is different in California but I recall exactly two times where I've been to one. One was odd in that the guy had a slow drain in one of the sinks but we actually had a decent time. The other time was awesome. He sucked great, had an awesome ass, and made out well. In fact, I was bummed I didn't keep in touch. Go figure! Definitely not as creepy weird like you just had!

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    1. They are the same thing, but where I am from they are usually in a run down trailer park and many are older. The housing economy makes it easier to rent an apartment then a trailer. Some use this option as a last resort. I may have been to one that is not too bad, but in general not good. But then again, I can think of a few houses I've entered that were not too hot either. I'm being stereotypical, and should not.

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  4. All I can say is...we married bi guys must take it when we can get it. Finding another married dude is the best in my experience, but still no guarantee, right? I had a regular hookup - he and his wife lived in a Jr Studio apartment; the "bedroom" and "livingroom" separated by a bookcase...really not much better than a trailer. It was clean, so was he, but still....

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