Saturday, December 12, 2015

Escorts - The Good, The Bad and The Beautiful

Well, I've had my fill of escorts this year.  I decided to spend my "just in case" money.  I think I only have a few more escorts left in the stash.

If you have read some of my other stuff, you know I have has some fun, and was taken advantage of.  Here is what I have learned.

  1. Go with your gut.  If something seems weird, get out of it. 
  2. Pretty and muscular gods are not always the most passionate in bed.  
  3. Porn star escorts are actors. 
  4. Older is usually better.
  5. Passion is what makes it worth while.
  6. I can't have really good sex without kissing.
  7. I get off by the intrigue and the excitement of the unknown.
  8. Good masturbation can be better than bad sex.
  9. Bondage isn't all that.  It seems better in porn.
  10. A good top, knows how to prepare his bottom.
I have paid 6 different escorts this this year.  One I paid the most for and got a hug and a squeeze of his jeans.  One of them I have seen three times.  He is so consistent, and I love when I go to Milwaukee to see him.  I hope I can go again soon.  There was one in Denver that was excellent as well.  I wanted to see him a second time, but he was gone, and that is when I hired the young thief.  

Before the end of the year, I will give you some numbers on my sex life.  I love numbers, and have been quantifying my sex... It has been fun and interesting.  


  1. I guess when I think of gay escort, a scary drug addict comes to mind....selling his body for the next fix. Probably infected with disease. However, I suppose that the escort could be just a guy paying his way through college.

    I've never done that. Never paid for sex. I am kind of curious what this costs you.

    1. Technically, not paying for sex... but.... usually between 200 to 300 hr. depends on city, and person.

      I have had a friend who found someone on craigslist who only wanted 100 but was just what you said a druggy looking for some cash.

    2. us spreadsheets!!!! I love spreadsheets!!!!!!